Friday, 22 January 2010

A to Z (continued)

"Care in the Community"

Failed policy, now just shorthand for "Take Care in the Community - there are lunatics about!"

Conviction

Quite often, I want to kill my neighbour. Unfortunately, I lack the necessary religious conviction.

Dependency Culture

Supposed to affect the residents of council estates. But it's spread. All the middle classes now think that at sixty they deserve a Free Bus Pass.

Dogs 1

Dogs express the secret desires of their owners. That's why they shit on the pavements.

Dogs 2

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks". Then they are bad role models. Millions of old humans have learnt the tricks of mobile phones and the Internet.

Drugs

They are implicated in many unnecessary deaths - as when American pilots bomb the wrong Afghan targets.



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