An obsessive is someone who believes that a novel must have a beginning, a middle and an end. In that order.
Could do better. That is how the young judge the old. Forgetful, slow and deaf. They just don't try hard enough.
Parents and Children
Parents usually want their children to be happy. Children want their parents to behave.
Except in Italy, a successful politician is a crook who hasn't yet been caught.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee, and a Public Holiday is a Parliament's idea of fun for the masses.
Just Q wait; I'll think of something.
A Rainy Day
Unfortunately, people who save for a rainy day don't notice when it starts to rain.