Friday, 22 January 2010

A to Z

Academics

Some are immersed in a complex but wide-eyed and open-mouthed pursuit of truth. Others prove their theoretical understanding in swivel-eyed, purse-lipped Inquisitions.

Alliteration

Worn-out literary device, now found only in uptight Impersonals ("Seriously sexy Simon seeks slender Siren...").

Anarchists

Anarchists believe that there is such a thing as a free lunch. Yours.

Anxiety

In anxiety dreams, people miss their trains. In anxious lives, they miss life itself.

Britain

It does not have a football team. Therefore it does not exist.

British Politicians

The basic job requirement is ability to say "hardworkingbritishfamilies" with the right combination of sincerity and menace.

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