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Friday, 14 September 2018

Ruslan Boshirov and Alexander Petrov on RT: Cherchez la femme

IN their interview on Russian television channel RT, Ruslan Boshirov and Alexander Petrov made a very good point in their own defence. Why would two alpha Russian males risk questions at airport security about a small bottle of women’s perfume? Their masculinity would be affronted.

So how was this affront avoided? Well, one possibility is that the sample bottle of Nina Ricci was given to them in London. It travelled separately, either in a diplomatic bag or with a female passenger on Aeroflot who may or may not have shared flights with the sports supplement guys. A handover took place in London.

Cherchez  la femme.