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Saturday, 20 July 2019
Boys from Slade Green are Under-represented in Hollywood films
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I was born in Dartford’s
West Hill hospital, which provided maternity facilities a few miles away from
where my parents lived in Slade Green. Slade Green was an area sandwiched between
Erith (which was a Borough) and Crayford (which was an Urban District), both within
the county of Kent. But by the time I
was born, this part of north-west Kent was really part of south-east London and
is now legally so - Slade Green is within the Northend ward of the London
Borough of Bexley. In other words, I lived in a place which had no real
identity or boundaries.
I lived in Slade Green
from birth until the age of eight when we moved to Dartford. So you might say
that I passed half of my boyhood there, not quite a tenth of my life. I could claim to be from Slade Green which I
tend also to think of as some kind of outgrowth of Erith rather than of
Crayford.The postal address was “Slade
Green, Erith, Kent” and the nearest town for shopping was Erith.
Google can’t find me
many people who claim to be or have been from Slade Green; Jade Anouka (1990 -
) was born there and that’s the only notable name I can find. For
Erith as a whole, there are notable people who were born there including the humanist and socialist comedian and writer Linda Smith (1958-2006) who joked that Erith isn't twinned with anywhere but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham [ which it faces across the river Thames]. And another one:
Erith is in Kent - the "Garden of England" - I can only assume Erith is the outside toilet because it is a shit house.
A 2014 post on
Reddit in answer to a question from someone thinking to move to my hometown has
this to say:
“Erith is crime
central, and Slade Green has absolutely NOTHING going for it.”
That’s not untypical
of what I can find and I doubt it’s untrue.
Now to the point. Would it make sense to say in any context
that people from Slade Green are underepresented
in any context? If you enlarged it a bit, would Erith or Crayford or even
north-west Kent make sense as things which could be underepresented? I suspect not, because there are thousands of
Slade Greens in the United Kingdom, thousands of places with nothing going for
them and no special claim to be represented somewhere else. If someone from Slade Green became a Hollywood film
actor ( Jade Anouka might) the fortuitous fact of coming from Slade Green would
be of no relevance. If Jade Anouka got a part, no one would be asking the question, Are Slade Green actors under-represented (or
over-represented) in Hollywood movies?
And yet if we generalise a bit more the question no longer
looks absurd. I borrow a sociological category from Trump, D. 2018 and put it this way, Are actors from shithole places
under-represented (or over-represented) in Hollywood films? Cleaned up to
meet Sunday School sensibilities, the question becomes, Are actors from under-privileged backgrounds …?
I don’t know the answer to that question for Hollywood, but
do know that it is reckoned to make sense in many other contexts and that the
answer is that those from under-privileged / deprived / poor backgrounds are often
under-represented. Bankers, lawyers, politicians, museum directors …. well,
they don’t come from Slade Green-like places.
Knowing that as I do, I confess that I sometimes wonder if
I was the first / only boy from Slade Green to go to Oxford, get a doctorate …
etc and I have Googled on occasion to see if I can make any progress in answering
those questions. There must have been more than one by now, maybe lots more
than one. But it's irrelevant for the reasons I have already given.
My country has a state broadcaster which now has a website where
every day there are feelgood stories of the form “ So-and-so becomes first X in
Y” or (less satisfactorily) “first openly X in Y” and “first X in Y since …” . These
stories often irritate me because so many assumptions are quietly smuggled in with
the story. Why is it a good thing that the Church of England now has its first black
The Church of England is, from where I stand, a small but
extremely wealthy (the bishops all live in what are called Palaces) religious organisation which attends to the needs
of the highest in the land for infant baptisms (a reprehensible practice),
weddings and funerals. And that’s about it. It has little to commend it. What
is a black woman doing selling her soul to this organisation, I wonder? Why isn’t
she - let’s say - a Quaker? [ Incidentally, the BBC website does not recognise
the existence of any Christian churches other than the Anglican and Catholic
(it prefers the latter). Please tell me if you can find a BBC website story
about Baptists, Congregationalists, Methodists, Quakers …].
The BBC would not feature a piece claiming “First woman to
head the Institute for Torturing Political Prisoners” because it gets the point
that torturing people is not very nice. The Church of England is not very nice,
but it doesn’t get that.
You can experiment with variants: Cardinals elect first gay / first openly gay/ first…. since 1555 Pope”.
I headed to Wikipedia for the 1555 date:
The context in which I
am writing this is one in which there is endless chatter about representation,
under-representation, diversity and so on but in which there seems to be very
little thought about the categories X and Y which matter and what in the end
counts as a satisfactory result.
Even at the apparently simple level of male:female
representation, there has to be some thinking about what counts as “gender balance”
[ I prefer “sex balance” since gender is a complicating factor].
Fifty:Fifty looks like
the right answer. But for a large organisation which has to deal with changes
in the available labour force, the legacy of past training practices and so on,
fifty: fifty is not a reasonable target. It would force employers to take on
less qualified candidates just to keep the balance at a point in time. What
might be a reasonable expectation and aim would be to keep variation in, say, the 45
- 55 range, either way, over a period of time. Affirmative action is then
required if the actual figures gravitate to the outer limits of the range but otherwise everyone can just get on with their regular work.